Merry Christmas

“Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present”  -unknown




"When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.  Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?"  -G.K. Chesterton




"The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world."  -Unknown




"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C.  This wasn't for any religious reasons.  They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."  -Jay Leno




"Three phrases that sum up Christmas are:  Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included."  -Unknown




"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."  -Bernard Manning




"Christmas gift suggestions:  To your enemy, forgiveness.  To an opponent, tolerance.  To a friend, your heart.  To a customer, service.  To all, charity.  To every child, a good example.  To yourself, respect."  -Oren Arnold