Best Celeb Quotes of 2010

"That girl is like crack cocaine to me...Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
– John Mayer, oversharing on his former girlfriend, to Playboy

"He'll never have this napalm again." – Jessica Simpson, firing back on The View

"The only 'bookings' that i'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i'd be 'booking' into Jail... eeeks."
– Lindsay Lohan, before spending less than a day in jail, on Twitter

"When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, 'Bitch, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.'"
– Lady Gaga, to Rolling Stone

"I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account."
– Conan O'Brien's bio description on his Twitter account after NBC gave The Tonight Show back to Jay Leno

"If my sons [Sean and Jayden] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I'd lock them in their rooms until they turned 30."
– Britney Spears, to Cosmopolitan